Ramblings of a Mami of Two

It was 45.6 kg last month. Exactly 4 weeks later I manage to make a whale out of myself and weigh 49.3 kg!!! That's only 0.7 kg away from 50kg. And I think it's gonna keep escalating. This is definitely something new dudes and dudettesss... Back then, gaining even 10 pounds was an incredible feat for me but sekarang cam makan kacang sukahati senang2 naik satu kilo satu minggu. Ooo yehhhh... way to go!!! Anyways, tadi pi checkup, baby's healthy, but weighs only 600 grams. Oi, you sedap2 make mummy fat while you sedap2 in my perut suckling your feet. (he WAS suckling his feet masa scan tadi!) You are supposed to take mummy's food la. Hehehehehe... Doctor said the baby's weight is fine but ye ker??? Patut ke camtu? I think you're a bit small la baby at 6 mths old... you only have 3 more months to go to eat more ok? Mummy's done her part by eating as much as she can so you do your part ok?? You have to weigh at least 3 kg when you come out. Okay sayang??? ...

Again, the unlucky star is casting its bright shine on me... Denji, kereta merah kesayangan saya Last month, Denji met with an accident. That b&*(I$ in front of it decided last minute to tekan the brake and pity achmon tak sempat brake but sempat swerve to the side resulting in a broken headlight, fallen bumper and bonet yang amat cacat. Ach was driving the car and I wasnt there to witness the heartbreaking scene. Anyways, the funny thing was, when ach called to tell me about it, i was extraodinarily and surprisingly calm. That was seriously UNLIKE me. Normal ajan wouldve freaked out jumping kiri kanan throwing stuff everywhere and screaming her lungs out. Okay that's not the funny part. What's funny was, when ach called the first thing I asked was, " Is my car OK? ", and only hang up after I was satisfied that the car is OK. When I hung up, Mak asked dengan gaya yang amat panic, " Haaa, kerete eksidennn!!!?? Akmal macam mana? OK ker? Kat mana eksidenn?? ...

Brain Disfunctionality I'm not sure if its the pregnancy or something else, but lately my brain hasnt been functioning really well. Pada satu hari yang tenang, I was on my way to work with Ach, ada satu perempuan ni naik motor depan aku... kat belakang baju dier ada tulis in capital letters, "NURSING". Which is actually nursing as in jururawat. Aku yang bijak laksana ini somehow failed to compute that its an english word pi bace word tu as "NOOR-SING". Jenuh aku pikir, "noorsing ni sekolah apekah dan dimanakahh??" Until ach sebut nursing baru ter-compute, ooooooooooooooo sekolah jururawat rupa-rupanya. Its either i had temporary brain damage OR i have been working with the government for too long that i have been government-ized. I'd prefer the first one rather than latter. * tak sangat sebenarnya but anything is better than being government-ized * Panas Baran Somehow i think my baby has inherited his mummy's temper. Pagi ni i skipped my breakf...

Two Balls and A Gun ... its a boy!! Tehehehehe... It wasnt much of a surprise actually sebab memang dah agak it's a boy. Hmm.. come to think of it, maybe it turned out to be a boy because i've always thought it to be a boy? Anyways, I'm guilty of wanting a girl actually. There's not much shopping that can be done with a baby boy, but with a girl, boleh beli reben pink letak atas kepala!! And skirts! And imagine all the mother daughter talks we'd have! Oh and planning the wedding for a perempuan is wayyyyyyyyyyyy more interesting that planning for a lelaki. Well anyways, I'm not complaining. Been a while since we last had a baby boy in the family. He's my baby still. Heheheh I cant believe I'm actually saying that. I'm gonna have a babyyy I'm gonna have a babyyyy * sing while doing the saturday night fever dance * Lets hope that a "burger" comes up in next baby's scan instead of another 2 balls and a gun okeyy? Amin. Of...