joke of the day

Ajan:aku nak kene balik wey...
Ninie:jom ellias kite balik nanti takde bas..
Ajan:Ade..
Ninie:Kau yakin ke ade bas...dalam PETI SEJUK kate pukul sebelas...

sbnrnya dier nak kate "dalam website"...ape kah??!!
muahahaha physics blues ke ninie???

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