When Ajan Went for a Football Match

I know, I know, laugh all you want. Ajan, watched, football match, cannot be spoken in the same breath without somebody being laughed at.

When mak first found out, she said “Kau reti ke tengok bola tu?”.
Mate asked, “Sejak bila kau tengok bola mate?”

Well peeps, this is what we call marriage. You accommodate each other’s plans. Even if it means spending 3 hours in a packed stadium, sitting right next to an ass who insists on clogging his and your lungs with his cigs puffs and deafening your ears with those horns. OR it could also be spending 3 hours watching women dancing and singing in Mamma Mia! or watching chick-flicks like P.S I Love You. Teehehe.

Okay sorry, I digress.

Back to the match, even though I don’t know much about football, I know enough to choose my team. I chose Malaysia!! Dengan bangganya I wore baju yellow amidst the sea of reds! Go Malaysia! I cheered louder than ach when Malaysia scored!! At least I know which side is our goal. Teehehehe. Sangat bangga the moment that cute amry fella scored. Haih, nasib baik dah kawin kalau tak I ngorat dia. Or that safuan fella. Boleh jadi ipar duai rita rudaini.

I think anybody less sabar than ach wont wanna bring me to any match ever again. I was the annoying movie-goers who asked questions about EVERYTHING on screen. And I did (involuntarily) all sorts of annoying things to show how bored I was. Lemme illustrate with couple of examples:

Example no. 1
During the 18th minute of the game
“Ey, satu game ni berapa lama aa? Lama lagi ke?”

Example no. 2
During the 18th minute of the game
*yawned widely without bothering to cover my mouth* teehehehe.

Example no. 3
Crowd was cheering and tepuk-tepuk tangan
“Ey, kenapa derang jerit ni?”

Example no. 4
The referee ordered a Malaysian player to do something
“Apa jadi tu? Apesal referee tu buat camtu?”

Example no. 5
Penalty(I think it's called a penalty but don't trust me on this)
“Asal dia sepak from tepi ha?”

Example no. 6
I saw one Indian fella tepi padang wearing white shirt and black pants with white hair
Ajan: “Itu sape?”
Ach: “Laa itu coach Malaysia la.”
Ajan: “Asal dia nampak cam drebar taxi? Dude, get an expensive haircut, at least!!”

At the end of the day, I was surprised to say that I had a good time! Its not even too far-fetched if I said I’m beginning to like football! OMG! Tapi aku rase minggu ni aje. Lepas tu sure aku tak minat balik.

Thanks to ach for taking me to the game. Since we got married, that was by far the most exciting date we’ve ever had!! Rasa macam muda and tak kawin lagi pulak, walking out of the stadium, hand in hand… awww..

Okay peeps, that’s all!

aChieaJanie having fun without Kimi