Kids Say the Darndest Things

... which WILL, undoubtedly land you in awkward moments.

Yesterday, Kimi and I went for a train ride. He was ecstatic i tell yah! Lompat sana sini, talking very loudly in excitement (Mommy! Kita masuk tunnel!; Mommy! Tengok tu kita tinggiiii!; Mommyyy! Lajunyeee train ni!; alright you get the idea) sampai everyone was looking at him. Attention seeker. Malu wey.

At the KLCC station, a lady came in and sat opposite us. The thing about her is... she has, how do i say this, weird teeth? She has one teeth jutting out (okay i feel terrible already!). I kinda knew what was gonna happen next, so I prayed;

Oh God please conceal my child's eyes of this view and spare me the embarrassment. 

I think I had sinned that day because God didn't answer my prayers. It couldn't happen soon enough.

Mommy! Kenapa gigi orang tu patah? Kenapa gigi orang tu macam tu mommy? *sambil tunjuk orang tu*

Holy crap mana aku nak letak muka aku ni?!!! Aku nak gelak, well, I did gelak tapi cover-cover. That was awkward, because I know for sure she heard him sebab there was nothing subtle about the way he said "gigi" and pointing to "orang tu"!

Kimi, mommy bawak iPad. Kimi nak tengok Transformers tak?
Mana iPad mommy?
Ada dalam bag. Jap lagi kita dah masuk train lagi satu, mommy bagi Kimi tengok.
Kenapa kita nak masuk train lagi satu? Mana train tu? Kenapa kena tunggu?

And he forgot the whole gigi story.

While I struggled to keep a straight face and not burst into laughter gaya ROFLMAO. I dared not look up until we got off at KL Sentral.

MALU WEY!