Motherhood Chronicles: Tales of Mami and Her Two Sonshines

A man wants to have a WIFE because she can make his life:

W : WONDERFUL
I : INTERESTING
F : FASCINATING
E : EXTRAORDINARY

But a woman will have to be careful in finding a HUSBAND because he
might be:

H : HOPELESS
U : UNACCOUNTABLE
S : SENSELESS
B : BORING
A : AUTHORITATIVE
N : NUISANCE
D : DISCRIMINATIVE

Why does a man want to have a WIFE? Because she can provide:

W : WASHING
I : IRONING
F : FOOD
E : ENTERTAINMENT

FREE of CHARGE!!!!!!!!!!!

Why does a woman wanna have a HUSBAND? Because he is expected to

H : HOUSE HER
U : UNDERSTAND HER
S : SHARE EVERYTHING WITH HER
B : BUY ANYTHING FOR HER
A : AND
N : NEVER
D : DEMAND ANYTHING FROM HER!!!!!!!!!!!!