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From a bored bum who has nothing better to do than finding funny headlines in Utusan:
Nik Aziz setuju kawin style misyar untuk membendung masalah sosial
And then...
First Playboy Malaysian Edition was found in Kelantan.
Hmm..
Pakcik ni banyak aa plak cakap... Playboy tu keluar kat tempat dia dulu juge. That surely is saying something.
Ohh ohh.. some people arent open to suggestions towards new things are they??
Boring.
Nitpicking is fun.
Oh and dating malaysian style with CURFEW is super boring.
Out at 11am - head to the nearest mall - get movie tics just for the sake of getting through the day even the crappiest movies i.e Senario lagi dan lagi and phython will do - head to the nearest food court or fast food or Coffee Bean for the perasan cool for lunch - masuk theater - keluar theater and head to another food joint for dinner - balik pukul 8. The date is over. Malam tu sambung gayut on the phone.
Yeap that's how I used to date. Balik ni tatau la kan camner? Kite tanya Mr Ach. Mandi sungai or mandi laut pls. Or eat chinese take out dekat Tasik Perdana. KFC sounds better. I think too much. Ooo kalau mandi laut or picnic tiap tiap minggu BOSAN aa plak kan kan kan? Sekali sekala kena aaa pi Malls.=P
But then oh lovebirds, for goodness' sake PLEASE la do NOT make out in public (i mean lovebirds in Malaysia). Or specifically in the LRT. I can deal with pecks on the cheek, but peluk2 tapi sebenarnya raba2 and french kissing is waaaaayyy over the line. There are kids watching la dumbass.
Get a fucking room. Or a fucking car.
Wow that's a lot of tajuk-jumping in one entry!!
From a bored bum who has nothing better to do than finding funny headlines in Utusan:
Nik Aziz setuju kawin style misyar untuk membendung masalah sosial
And then...
First Playboy Malaysian Edition was found in Kelantan.
Hmm..
Pakcik ni banyak aa plak cakap... Playboy tu keluar kat tempat dia dulu juge. That surely is saying something.
Ohh ohh.. some people arent open to suggestions towards new things are they??
Boring.
Nitpicking is fun.
Oh and dating malaysian style with CURFEW is super boring.
Out at 11am - head to the nearest mall - get movie tics just for the sake of getting through the day even the crappiest movies i.e Senario lagi dan lagi and phython will do - head to the nearest food court or fast food or Coffee Bean for the perasan cool for lunch - masuk theater - keluar theater and head to another food joint for dinner - balik pukul 8. The date is over. Malam tu sambung gayut on the phone.
Yeap that's how I used to date. Balik ni tatau la kan camner? Kite tanya Mr Ach. Mandi sungai or mandi laut pls. Or eat chinese take out dekat Tasik Perdana. KFC sounds better. I think too much. Ooo kalau mandi laut or picnic tiap tiap minggu BOSAN aa plak kan kan kan? Sekali sekala kena aaa pi Malls.=P
But then oh lovebirds, for goodness' sake PLEASE la do NOT make out in public (i mean lovebirds in Malaysia). Or specifically in the LRT. I can deal with pecks on the cheek, but peluk2 tapi sebenarnya raba2 and french kissing is waaaaayyy over the line. There are kids watching la dumbass.
Get a fucking room. Or a fucking car.
Wow that's a lot of tajuk-jumping in one entry!!
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