Some of th recent things that I learned:
Can carrots help improve your vision?
Bad news for myopic friends, only a small amount of beta-carotene(essential for the eyes, found in carrots) is necessary for good vision. Maknanya, if your body is not deficient of Vit A, you can eat a bucket of carrots a day and you still wont be able to leave your specs or contact lenses at home.
Does urinating on a jelly fish sting stop the burn?
Sape tgk cerite Friends, episode The One with the Jellyfish? Monica got stung by a jellyfish and somebody peed on it? Yeah that one. I dont know la if any of you will ever get stung by a jellyfish, but this one is funny I just have to write about it. Obviously it doesnt stop the burn, urine, like ammonia causes the the sting to fire. So this one is both gross and painful.
Why does poo float?
Hehe....
Some people seem to be obsessed with the creation of the perfect poo. My borther even called me in to examine his works of art, a true bonding moment for young boys. Another friend described his perfect moment for us when he produced the cobra - one that coiled around and poked its head out of the bowl. There is something about "dropping the kids off at the pool" that makes us all smile. So laugh if you must, but we're sure you've wondered why some poos are floaters. Its gas that makes poo float. Increased levels of air gas makes it less dense and therefore cause it to float.
How many times can you be shot and still survive?
At the end of Scarface, Tony Montana gets shot many times but doesnt lose his ability to spew obscenities. In the hospital we believe that an innocent person will get killed by a single gunshot but the meanest guiltiest thug can survive multiple gunshots and simply get up, curse at the doctors and walk out.
The truth is that it really depends on where the bullet shot you.
Muahaha.... itu ada a few excerpts from the book Why do Men Have Nipples?:Hundreds of Questions You'd Only Ask a Doctor After Your Third Martini. The paragraph in italic are the ones I copied word by word from the book. It's the funniest book I've ever read. (I havent read many books pun hehehe...)
The questions are mostly the ones that you've always wondered about but sounded too funny to ask.
If you read this book in the LRT people are gonna think youre crazy because I guarantee that you cant help smiling/laughing alone while reading it. The authors are very witty in explaining the answers.
Some of the questions in the book:
Why do men have nipples?
Is sperm nutritious or fattening?
Why does spicy food make your nose run?
Is it true that tongue is the strongest muscle in the body relative to its size?
Why do have an appendix if you can live without it?
How do people in wheelchair have sex?
Can carrots help improve your vision?
Bad news for myopic friends, only a small amount of beta-carotene(essential for the eyes, found in carrots) is necessary for good vision. Maknanya, if your body is not deficient of Vit A, you can eat a bucket of carrots a day and you still wont be able to leave your specs or contact lenses at home.
Does urinating on a jelly fish sting stop the burn?
Sape tgk cerite Friends, episode The One with the Jellyfish? Monica got stung by a jellyfish and somebody peed on it? Yeah that one. I dont know la if any of you will ever get stung by a jellyfish, but this one is funny I just have to write about it. Obviously it doesnt stop the burn, urine, like ammonia causes the the sting to fire. So this one is both gross and painful.
Why does poo float?
Hehe....
Some people seem to be obsessed with the creation of the perfect poo. My borther even called me in to examine his works of art, a true bonding moment for young boys. Another friend described his perfect moment for us when he produced the cobra - one that coiled around and poked its head out of the bowl. There is something about "dropping the kids off at the pool" that makes us all smile. So laugh if you must, but we're sure you've wondered why some poos are floaters. Its gas that makes poo float. Increased levels of air gas makes it less dense and therefore cause it to float.
How many times can you be shot and still survive?
At the end of Scarface, Tony Montana gets shot many times but doesnt lose his ability to spew obscenities. In the hospital we believe that an innocent person will get killed by a single gunshot but the meanest guiltiest thug can survive multiple gunshots and simply get up, curse at the doctors and walk out.
The truth is that it really depends on where the bullet shot you.
Muahaha.... itu ada a few excerpts from the book Why do Men Have Nipples?:Hundreds of Questions You'd Only Ask a Doctor After Your Third Martini. The paragraph in italic are the ones I copied word by word from the book. It's the funniest book I've ever read. (I havent read many books pun hehehe...)
The questions are mostly the ones that you've always wondered about but sounded too funny to ask.
If you read this book in the LRT people are gonna think youre crazy because I guarantee that you cant help smiling/laughing alone while reading it. The authors are very witty in explaining the answers.
Some of the questions in the book:
Why do men have nipples?
Is sperm nutritious or fattening?
Why does spicy food make your nose run?
Is it true that tongue is the strongest muscle in the body relative to its size?
Why do have an appendix if you can live without it?
How do people in wheelchair have sex?
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