Touch me!

One afternoon, during lunchtime:

Me    : (Fiddling with my *ehem* touchscreen *ehem* phone)
Boss  : Eh, phone awak ada word processing functions tak?
Me    : Tak sure aaa boss. Maybe ade, kena download kot.
Boss  : (Proceeded to show me her phone with all microsoft office's software)
            I can do this with my phone!
Me    : (Touched boss' phone screen)

Boss  : Yang kamu pegi touch screen phone saya buat apeee? Phone saye pakai keypad la kodok!
Me    : (Sorok bawah meja)