Of Pet Peeves

I don't know why but I have a lot of pet peeves that makes me, hmm... somewhat an extremely anal person and really easy to dislike. Okay too much info on self personality but hey, no worries, you either like me or hate me, I'm just being myself.

Pet peeve #1

Chewing with mouth open

I honestly, with all my heart, hate people who chew with their mouth open and make those disgusting chewing sounds, like, chuk chak chuk chak. Every time I'm seated with people like this I pray that it gets over quickly before I make face or worse, puke. (okay that has never happened but that just shows how revolting the chuk chak chuk chak sound  is to me) 

And seeing the mush of food in your mouth is an even more revolting sight. Please.

Pet peeve #2

Wet public toilets. Malls, offices, restaurants... Euw.

I wanted to say wet toilets but the ones in my house are wet toilets too so takpelah, we're just not born into the dry toilet culture. But if I have the extra moolah I will transform the ones in my new house into dry ones. InsyaAllah, may Allah continue giving me rezeki.

Pet peeve #3

People who do not walk to the dining table as soon as I annouce "dinner's ready!"

There are reasons why the waiters at Max Kitchen offered to help entertain Kimi when we celebrated our anniversary few years ago. You see, food is cooked with pride, and you want people to enjoy your food at their best. Food is at their best when it's fresh and hot. So walking to the dinner table pronto is similar to respecting the dishes, and at the same time respecting your cook. I would love to translate "respect" to "love" loosely in this context.

Unless, you openly announce that you don't mind eating cold food (ie eating food that is meant to be eaten hot when it's already cold... blegh). To that, I have nothing else to say other than, thanks for making my life easier!

Pet peeve #4

People who do not wash the dishes when they know there is no helper in the house

No, you don't pay me to do your dishes. Fine, even if I did say, make yourself comfortable, but seriously please do your part to make ME comfortable to have you around too. Just return the favor will yah?

Pet peeve #5

Kids who cry / demand a lot at meal times.

Mommy, I don't want this. Mommy, make me chicken soup. Mommy, I don't want cold water, I want milo.
You ingat you makan kat kedai ke nak demand lebih-lebih?

Please, by all means, be whiny like that if you want to see flying plates. (Yes, this annoys me to the point of me imagining throwing a plate to the wall. I'm dangerous like that. And yes, no matter how adorable my children are, they will NOT BE SPARED of my wrath)

Pet peeve #6

People who cut queues at traffic lights and motorists who honks to say, "tepi tepi tepi!"

Unless you are about to deliver your child / in an ambulance, then please, your destination is just as important as mine (even when I'm off to the movies). And motorists, dah la tak bayar tax. Mentang2 kalau kau langgar aku, aku gak yang salah no matter what. Besar kepala hek?

Alrightttt enough of negativity in one post. I just need to get it out of my system. K thx bye!